Pass-Around-the-Office Internet Funnies

Pass-Around-the-Office Internet Funnies

If you haven’t seen these yet, hope you enjoy!

    • I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!
    • Old age is coming at a really bad time!

  • The biggest lie I tell myself is … “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
  • I don’t have gray hair. I have “wisdom highlights.” I’m very wise.
  • My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
  • The kids text me “plz,” which is shorter than please. I text back “no” which is shorter than “yes.”
  • Even duct tape can’t fix stupid… but it can muffle the sound!
  • Why do I have to press “1” for English when you’re just gonna transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?
  • Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
  • At my age “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in here for.
  • Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet!
  • Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!
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